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“Sometimes,
the people who are
thousand of miles away
from you, can make you
feel better than people
right beside you.”

– (via difficult)

Never go to the bathroom at an ATL show...

  • Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
    Jack:
  • Where are you going?!
    Alex:
  • We're not done yet!
    Jack:
  • Where are you guys going!?
    Alex:
  • What the fuck are you doing?!
    Jack:
  • Guys!
    Alex:
  • C'mon!
    Jack:
  • Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
    Alex:
  • Now we've got to wait for them.
    Jack:
  • We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
    Alex:
  • ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
  • Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
    Alex:
  • Girls don't poop!
    Jack:
  • Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
    Alex:
  • Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
  • Nope, nope. False alarm.
    Alex:
  • False alarm.
    Jack:
  • False alarm. Where are they?
    Alex:
  • Nope.
    Jack:
  • That's not them.
    Alex:
  • Unless they both turned into a guy?
    Jack:
  • They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
    Alex:
  • That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
    Jack:
  • They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
    Alex:
  • They're probably doing drugs.
    Jack:
  • I'm GOING to wait.
    Alex:
  • Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
    Jack:
  • Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
    Alex:
  • Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
    Jack:
  • I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
    Alex:
  • Rian gets up to go and get them.
  • What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
    Alex:
  • Don't tell them what we're doing
    Jack:
  • He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
    Alex:
  • Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
  • YAY!!
    Jack and Alex:
  • Good job guys.
    Alex:
  • We waited for you!
    Jack:
  • How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
    Alex:
  • Are you on drugs?
    Jack:

… until Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2!

… until Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2!

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when you finally win a long argument

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